| Q: | Can you tell me the lyrics to the OSCAR MAYER Bologna Song? |
| A: | Here they are: My bologna has a first name it's O-S-C-A-R, my bologna has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R. Oh! I love to eat it every day and if you ask me why I'll say.'Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A! |